In Ghat they believe in vampire watermelons,
although folklore is silent about what they believe about vampire watermelons.

Possibly they suck back.

-- (Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum)

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Being stalked by and preyed upon by giant venus flytraps. That’s the curse of the Time Lords Vampire Grafs.

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    Lies, Ewig. Lies.
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  18. fayet reblogged this from urusaiyo and added:
    I want that cape. Seriously. I’d even wear it to the office.
  19. sirfaggot reblogged this from vampirewatermelons and added:
    If the whole body is gonna be on display, I prefer the trimmer variety, I think… ;)
  20. vampirewatermelons reblogged this from sirfaggot and added:
    To each his own Crotchlock Krolock. :]
  21. die-ewigkeit-beginnt-heut-nacht reblogged this from wilwarien and added:
    You should be thankful I wasn’t drinking anything. Otherwise I’d had no keyboard anymore. XD
  22. wilwarien reblogged this from die-ewigkeit-beginnt-heut-nacht and added:
    … my mind went to places again and I just had the mental image of a naked Krolock delivering the invitation while Sarah...
  23. urusaiyo reblogged this from vampirewatermelons and added:
    DAT CAPE

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