In Ghat they believe in vampire watermelons,
although folklore is silent about what they believe about vampire watermelons.

Possibly they suck back.

-- (Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum)

• Answer Post

Anonymous asked ...
If Javert was in Tanz der Vampire?
... and I answered

starlene:

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He would have so much arresting to do there.

You’re under arrest for kidnapping. You’re under arrest for an attempted staking through the heart. You’re under arrest for having relations with the undead. You’re under arrest for turning into a goddamn vampire.

No one would listen. Javert would implode within a week.

• Photoset Post

wilwarien:

sirfaggot:

jolselin:

Awesome Bal Vampirov fan art by Natalia Filinova.

(the pictures are not mine)

Oh, and the text:

  1. Treasure the nature, love animals… broaden horizons.
  2. Children are the flowers of life…
  3. …They say, she’s still somewhere near here…

Уважаемый автор! Если вы против размещение своих работ на данной странице, пожалуйста, напишите мне.

:D

Flawless :D

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